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Gigantic Buttered Toast Beach Blanket

 

There’s nothing butter than summer

You and toast have something in common: you’re both trying to get that toasty tan by basking in the heat. Well, you are what you eat and this is a Gigantic 5-foot wide Buttered Toast Beach Blanket is perfect for stretching out on your own little slice of the shoreline. While you’re at it, now is a great time to throw away that towel you’ve been sitting on since the dark ages. It’s letting sand seep up, making your tan uneven and giving new meaning to “sandwich”. Our Beach Blankets soft, tough, and instantly recognizable—because losing your spot on the beach could also mean losing all your hard-earned dough. The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote, too. 

  • 5 feet wide and ultra-soft
  • perfect for the beach, pool, lake, concerts, and more
  • the original! often imitated, but never equalled in quality
  • a much more effective barrier between you and the sand vs a towel
  • won’t burn and stink up your house if you keep it in the sun all day
  • fun for all ages
  • see them all!

 

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