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Gigantic Avocado Beach Blanket

 

You: “Where’s our beach spot?”
Me: “Guac this way!”

You can finally sprawl out on something as soft and smooth as an avocado, and it won’t even get all over your new bathing suit! Our Gigantic Avocado Beach Blanket keeps those buns off the sand, and the sand out of that fancy avocado salad you brought. It’s 5 feet wide, and instead of using a holy-moly-guacamole old beach towel as your beach blanket, it’s microfiber weave prevents sand from seeping up onto the blanket. The included storage pouch makes a great beach tote. Don’t forget the Pool Float!

  • 5 feet wide and ultra-soft
  • perfect for the beach, pool, lake, concerts, and more
  • the original! often imitated, but never equalled in quality
  • a much more effective barrier between you and the sand vs a towel
  • perfect for long guacs on the beach
  • fun for all ages
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